HIPPOPOTAMUSES

Every day, two or more people who are children of God betray him and become hippopotamuses. They appear in swamps throughout the world, unable to move more than an inch or two every hour. When this story first appeared in the Blog, the websites displayed the real hippopotamus, huge and sitting in a swamp, where it will remain for a year or two.

Today, the websites show a svelte and virile hippopotamus, capable of walking and eating. Its DNA has been transformed so that it looks more like a pig than a real hippo. When you study the hippopotamus, you should ask it whether or not it was created by God, and whether or not its DNA is fully human at its core. If it says "yes" it means that it was created by God, and it fell from its humanity. If it says "no" it means that it was created in a laboratory.

The Lord God Almighty El Shaddai